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[dabed]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

 

[s8xfez]

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Wife: Alis ka, hon?
Husband: sa bar, inon lang ng beer.
Wife: Eto beer, o.
Husband:Gusto ko sa bar, malamig
Wife: Meron dito Ice, hon
Husband: Pero masarap pulutan sa bar
Wife: Eto nagluto ako!
Husband: Sa bar my konting biruan, murahan, ganyan.
Wife: Ah, gusto mo murahan? Tang na mo! Eto, inumin mo tong putang inang beer mong malamig at punyetang baso na may yelo! Kainin mo yang tarantadong pulutang yan dahil hinde ka llabas ng bahay, Gago!!!
Husband: Sabi ko nga, nandito na lahat!!

 

[alcheon]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

ayos

 

[KatStrike]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

.,nice! nice! nice!.,

 

[unknownymost]

The way you treat yourself sets the standard for others on how you demand to be treated. Don't settle for anything other than RESPECT!

 

[unknownymost]

In times of confusion,
In times when you are running out of choices,
be reminded of one thing;
PRAYER CHANGES THINGS.

 

[unknownymost]

H'wag mung i depende ang sarili mo sa kahit na sino dahil kahit anino mo, iiwan ka pa rin pag mag dilim ang paligid mo!

 

[unknownymost]

How many times do we forgive someone just because we don't want to lose them, even though they don't deserve our forgiveness?

 

[unknownymost]

God is everywhere, sees everything, knows
everything. Darkness may hide me from people, but it cannot hide me from God.

 

[unknownymost]

There's no perfect life, but we can let God fill it
with perfect moments

 

[unknownymost]

God’s blessings may come as a surprise, and how much you receive depends on how much your heart can believe.

 

[leftoutkid]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

Baka bukas, pati si Jessica Sanchez, aangkinin na rin ng China!

 

[waylink]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

Haha! Great Thread sir leftoutkid
Cool Quotes
Keep em' sharing

 

[unknownymost]

it takes a lot of truth to gain trust but it takes
only one lie to lose it all

 

[unknownymost]

I’ll never lose hope on the person I have chosento love.
If he would be the reason why my heart aches, who cares?
He would still be the reason why my heart beats anyway.

 

[leftoutkid]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

ruler ka ba?
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kasi "inch by inch we're moving closer!"

 

[leftoutkid]

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"Ang mga desperada ay parang BDO, they find ways."

 

[leftoutkid]

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Maleta ka ba ni Claudine? Kasi pag di kita nakikita, nag-iinit ang ulo ko at napapaaway ako! BOOM!

 

[shindevil023]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

kaw na d best ka....

 

[leftoutkid]

Re: Random Facebook Status (banats, quotes, jokes, patama, hinaing atbp)

Ikaw ba si John Cena?

Kasi hanggang ngayon you can’t see me eh.